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Laughter the best Medicine



What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? . . . . Dam!

What do you get from a pampered cow? . . . . . Spoiled Milk
What do call cheeses that isnt yours? . . . .. . Nacho Cheese
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? . . . .Quatro sinko
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? . . . . Frostbite

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A young tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle in England
"How did you enjoy it?"the guide asked when it was over.
"It was great,"the girl replied." But i was afraid I was going to see a ghost in one of those passageways."
"No need to worry," said the guide." I've never seen a ghost in all the time I've been here."
"how long is that?" she asked

"Oh about 300 years."

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My sister, a notoriously picky eater, was telling me her views on animal rights and the meat industry.

I'd really like to be a vegetarian," she sighed.

" If only I like vegetables."

source:reader's digest

     
 



Do these facial exercises every two hours
It is good for stress-relief !

Try this !!! But do it when you are alone ..... : )

HOW SEX STARTS Read it all no CHEATING!


..a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...
a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a f*ck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply

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